mamakris
Kris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
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When I was in my late teens I got really drunk and hooked up with some rando. I was doing the subway ride of shame home (still wearing my short skirt and heels from the night before) when I was overwhelmed with nausea. I got off at the next stop and started puking in the nearest garbage can. In mid-puke I hear my name

My Canadian is showing.

Am actually rewatching the series now and the Buffy/Angel relationship has gone from heartwrenchinly romantic to ewwww as I’ve aged.

Yeah I was concerned that the dude they chose to play Han was Ansel Elgort in deep cover. But my beloved Troy from community makes up for it.

Sweet jebus, the last thing I need is a sixth sense kid.

It was a popular art house film in Québec in the 80's. That poster tho, it’s seared in my brain.

I have zero interest in the supernatural but my 2 year old is OBSESSED with ghosts (our fault, he’s been watching old Simpsons Halloween episodes on the iPad forever, because negligence). Last week he tells me “Mommy there’s a ghost of a little boy like me over there” followed by “Maybe I a ghost Mom”. I have to admit

I wish I were joking, but this fucking poster hung in my friend’s basement when we were kids. We must have been fairly innocent, because we didn’t actually ask any questions about it till our early teens (for the record, a family member was involved in the film, her parents weren’t penis aficionados or anything).

As an anxious control freak, this post is deeply, deeply upsetting. I hate facing stupid reality.

Ted Cruz chickening out and endorsing Trump right before Pussygate is a memory that I cherish.

Work credit cards. Like you’d pay for sable hats or dog tuxedos out of your own damn pocket.

Anyone know if the Star Wars nerds are happy with this casting? I sure am!

I’m not a Lady Gaga fan, but was there ever any doubt that she can sang? She’s a trained musician.

Mike Pence probably watched one episode of House of Cards and thinks he can pull off that manoeuvre (he can’t!)

I mean, if any of them actually took a stand against Trump, think of the campaign they could run in 2020. So many weak, cowardly people with zero vision.

For a party that’s made up almost exclusively of men, the GOP has very few with actual balls.

It’s actually the worst when your husband clings around during girl’s night. Mine keeps strictly to his basement lair.

I find her portrayal fits with the tone of the show. At its heart it’s more of a noir detective show.

Hotter take: He is less handsome sans beard.

I guess two people watching the same show can have very different takeaways from it. I saw a lot of layers of guilt and vulnerability to Jones under the sadness and anger.