Nothing against Jennifer Lawrence, but she’s not at all how I picture Zelda. Carey Mulligan would have worked, too bad they wasted her in that pallid Gatsby adaptation.

Milford’s book is also solid and impeccably researched. It’s been one of my favourites for years.

Thank you for that advice.

I have been unbelievably nice to him this week, which has given me a constant tension headache. I’d never hack it in that Duggar cult where the wives are supposed to be nice to their husbands all the time.

I learned that our families deal REALLY differently with grief. We congregate, cry, yell, laugh and drink copiously when grieving. They drink coffee and tea and are super quiet.

Rough week and I need some Jez sympathy. My hubs’ dad died unexpectedly last Saturday and tomorrow’s the funeral. Hubs has gone from taciturn to non-verbal. It’s tough that this is something I can’t fix for him. Adulting is hard everyone.

The evil of their souls eventually migrates to their face.

That and haunting people’s dreams.

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

I mean, he’s never actually dated a woman who was very successful in her own right, has he?

Thanks!

Damn, I haven’t regretted cutting the cable cord until RIGHT NOW. I suppose I could set up the antennae in the closet but that would require moving.

I rewatched Avonlea as an adult during a rough period in my life and that show was like a warm bath.

When I was little only rich people had cable. When Anne of Green Gables played on the CBC it was like Christmas.

I pretended to sprain my ankle once when I was a teenager because I was scared to go down a fucking terrifying waterslide and didn’t want my friends to think I was a wuss. I got taken away in a golf cart ambulance and everything. To this day my friends don’t know the truth. In my defense that waterpark later got shut…

When I was in my early 20's I worked at a summer camp. A mom of one kid in my group was a real pain in the ass. She had already yelled at me once that summer because her kid lost his bathing suit, so when she came asking me for the sweater he was wearing that morning I lied and said I hadn’t seen him wearing a sweater…

I could tell when she was talking about late term abortion she was PISSED.

Hillary really brought it tonight, she was burning him left, right and center. Miss Clinton if you’re nasty.

The key to this guy is he is a turtle WEARING a turtleneck. That is key.

This election has somehow managed to make the politics on House of Cards seem subtle and refined.