Whenever I’m grocery shopping in a province without a booze section I fumble around like a zombie looking for my wine, where I feel it should be. I mean, the liquor stores in my province sells most of the good stuff but sometimes laziness > quality.

Lol!

Miles Teller should never be cast in anything, at any time, for any reason.

I used to work for a nanny service for the ultra wealthy and the case against a concealed home safe, is that in the event of an inside job robbery, where the thieves know there’s a safe in the house, you can be forced to open it. A bank safe doesn’t allow for that kind of access unless you’re the Joker or something.

I do not think Kim K should bear any blame for what happened to her. I do find it shocking that they had jewellery worth that much in an apartment. I always thought all wealthy people kept their valuable jewels in a safe deposit box, taking out a piece when they want to wear it. Is that not how it’s done anymore?

My hubs hates playing video games cause I’m constantly apologizing to random characters.

I have a great dad, but Gordon from Sesame Street was my dream dad when I was a kid.

I’m convinced I’m too repressed to be mean to innocents, even amnesiac robots. I’d be convinced someone was watching me (which in the show they totally are).

I’ve always thought the Clintons looked like great parents.

OMG I love this man. A man of the people!

I would love to be a fly on the wall when she and Barack discuss Trump.

Can Al Roker be president?

I can’t help but feel somewhere deep in her heart she wishes Obama was her real father.

Lochte’s Olympic shenanigans seem almost quaint post Pussygate, TBH.

Bella Thorne and Bella Hadid should be Kim K’s new security team. They’re low profile because no one is quite sure who they are.

Yep sounds about right.

There is a 15 year old boy who lives on my street who is a dead ringer for Barb. He just brightens my day every time I see him.  

Yeah, you may find a thread discussing the hotness of various male celebrities. I doubt you’d find any Jezzies musing about how they’d like to grab them by the penis though!

Maybe that resentment should be directed at the actual abuser?

Affluenza kid then. Happy?