Ryan Cabrera needs privacy from the lone reporter that talks to him once a decade?

Ok, I live in Montreal and Jaime Lannister was also in town this summer. My husband is living in terror that we’ll run into one of them on the street and I’ll embarrass him. Which I totally would.

In the land of idiots, the man with a brain cell is king.

Haha, Americans are shocked that someone pulled a gun? I hope the irony is not lost on this one.

Usually something this embarrassing would cause me contact embarrassment but Lochte is so insufferable THAT I FEEL NOTHING! Except enjoyment of course.

OMG now all of the others have confessed it was a lie. I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS STORY!

I think doctors recommend you don’t fly after a certain point, but I don’t think the airlines can legally prevent you from flying.

Truman? Is that you? Are you defending yourself from the beyond?

Your wineglass mysteriously full, the possibilities are endless.

I was going for ghosts who would be fun to party with but I see your point. Maybe I’m just not ready for my own celebrity ghost.

Yes, early 1920's Zelda only. And YASSSS to Julia Child. I want to change my ghost answer.

I love revenge but fucking Blake Shelton is just going too far.

Magical Negro narrative, conservative Christians AND a cancer death? This movie has it ALL going on.

I think Truman Capote would be a fucking annoying ghost. Now I’m thinking about which deceased celebrity would be a fun ghost. Liz Taylor? Zelda Fitzgerald?

And we sold William Shatner’s kidney stone for $75,000

Do you mean Gary?

Boo you’re ruining our fun.

Then I’m impressed that he was smart enough to call his lawyer?

This is like the plot of a really bad spring break movie. And I LOVE it.

Right? This is MY Olympics.