I think I like everyone on that show except the smug main character kid.

Any and all Jenners or Hadids.

I’m a constant contrarian, I can’t help myself.

Considering Jezebel’s fascination with Justin Trudeau I’m surprised nothing has been written about Elbowgate. The stupidity of it is perfect for a lazy Sunday.

There are a lot worse things she could be doing. And lots of people that merit a snarky blog post more than her.

To be brutally honest, I’d quite possibly freak out if I was in that situation, however I’d be freaking out at the Stub Hub customer service, not the ticket taker.

Some places also sell sweet carbonated apple juice spiked with malt liquor and label it Cider with beverage written in tiny letters underneath. You have to be on high alert for that crap.

Good news about your aunt.

No harm in seeing where it goes. Back in my younger days I dated 2 very wealthy guys and it crashed and burned pretty quickly.

Ugh, whenever they call themselves a nice guy run for the fucking hills.

I’m also drinking cider. While I still like wine I’ve noticed that I nearly never have a headache the next morning when I stick to cides. Even when 2 little rascals wake me up at 5:30 AM.

Holy fuck is that a thing?

When I was a teenager, Cosmo Girl!used to pluck kids hanging around on the street outside our school for photo shoots.

Saying “bikini body” is like chewing glass, it’s such an asinine term.

The fifth member of my girl squad had a falling out with the rest of us many years ago and hasn’t spoken to any of us since. While I wouldn’t say there’s a hole now, I still have dreams about her 7 years later.

Counterpoint: my male friends totally ditched me like yesterday’s garbage when I had kids.

I’ve always fantasized about sharing a house with my 3 best friends when we’re old, Golden Girls style (I’ve been designated the Sophia). My husband rightly remarked “so in your fantasy retirement scenario I’m dead?”

I just wish I could see more of my friends. We’re all working moms so it’s hard enough to find the time to get together. And when we do the time seems to pass at warp speed. My best friend and I used to live in the same building and saw each other every day. Now if we see each other alone once a month and manage to do…

Leading up to Prohibition the Catholic Church was very much pro-booze.

Wow. He looks like he’d be really fun at a cocktail party.