I’m scared to click on her page and fall down a rabbit hole of stupidity.

If that staying hot essay was satire it would be FUNNY. 99% sure it’s not satire (cue sad trombone sound).

All I could think of when I read that was that any restaurant in the world would have at least one jerk like me. Who would kick up a crazy fuss if forbidden to take pictures of my own damn self.

If that magnificent bastard of a cat is anything, he’s the Phantom of the opera or one of those creepy Pierrot clowns.

Trolls are out in force this week...

Not counting doctors and dentists offices, does anyone know anybody IRL who actually buys Vogue? Is it just a wealthy person thing? Back in the days when I actually bought magazines I found Vogue prohibitively expensive with way too many ads. Just kind of perplexed as to how Vogue is still kicking.

Get a hot enough guy to play Shakespeare and I’d probably watch the shit out of this. Although the actors were all guys in this time period so hopefully they find a way to include a compelling female character or two as well. THEN, I’m in.

I really can’t think of any worse punishment than living with the knowledge that I killed my children. With postpartum depression (and many other conditions that affect women only) there always seems to be a certain segment of society that believe you’re faking it.

I’m still eager to see this movie and even more eager to see who gets agitated about the new trailer on my Facebook feed. After the last one an ex posted that men are intimidated to critique this movie because it makes them look sexist and THEY JUST CAN’T WIN : ( It was pretty funny.

IDK, doesn’t Littlefinger pride himself on always being the smartest person in the room? Him not knowing the tiny detail of Ramsay Bolton being a total psycho seems like a rather large oversight.

What is that???

CK1 actually smelled pretty decent in my humble opinion.

And Texans chose that bag of dicks over Wendy fucking Davis.

I’m somewhat of a connoisseur of little shits and I get more of a high-spirited vibe from George.

Yeah but did they scream “I FEEL LIKE I’M LIVING IN AN INSANE ASYLUM” after their kids have been yelling, whining and fighting for an hour, like I did tonight? If so the royals REALLY ARE just like me!

I....oh dear, there are no words for that.

I had strawberry, peach and white musk.

Is Rob Kardashian’s soul trapped in this gif?

Also this in the mid-90's. Perhaps not so bad in small doses, but I drenched myself in that shit.