Is anyone else a little... ooooooof... at the low success rate for miso? I wish outlets like this would be more specific about what that means, how that’s defined, what happens and what to do when it fails, etc. (Obviously the answer is that we should have access to safe clinical abortion care, duh, but since that’s…

Look at Mary in those pedal pushers. Damn.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every episode of Friends at least twice, although I’m not entirely sure why. I loved the show as a teenager, but watching it again, it just seems very tired and laugh-track-y (yes, I know it was a studio audience, but it’s still kind of annoying). And yes, a lot of it doesn’t hold up very well…

Biden and Sanders are just too damn old to be president. There, I’ve said it. Biden would be 78 when he is sworn in and Sanders would be 79. For arguably the most stressful aging job in the world. Unless they do it like Trump. And let me add that incumbency gives a candidate a huge advantage. We lose that with Biden…

But America loves those pre-children clusters of cells!!

Oh, you’re selling us short! We hate everyone except rich white men. Children are just one of the many, many groups meriting our loathing.

“You know what this horrible, unfortunate situation needs?... Math.”

Translation:

I’m tired and read the headline as how to get a massage from a Disney character. I was really excited to have Emma Watson, dressed as Belle, soothe my aching muscles as I drifted off into a nice comfortable sleep. 

I’ll have to defer to Terry Pratchett here. “All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once.”

What kind of crappy people would hire a man that let a rapist go free to coach girls? This is not the type of person that needs to be in an educational setting around young woman. I’m not saying he shouldn’t have a job. I just question organizations that knowingly put people in positions that are questionable…

Hallelujah. At least paste the script in the article body. Those of us who are wasting work time in close proximity to our work fellows aren’t always in a position to light up a video, but we sure could read some text. Not having text is a disservice to your readers.

oops, left something important out, didn’t I.

At first I thought you were talking about the Mozart opera. I was a bit confused. 

None. After he walked out on me and the kids I made a big point of continuing to go absolutely everywhere that I liked because fuck him, I own all these places and HE can go find somewhere new if it bothers him. 

Every time Gene is mentioned, I have to bust this out:

Everyone has had a crush on Gene Kelly at one point in their lives. He was hot.

AWWWW!

Small fingernail beds. If your fingernails are stubby, I nope right out. I don’t quite understand why I find that so viscerally repellent, but there it is. It must speak to my subconscious, and I know better than to question it. If I find you beautiful before I see your hands, and then see the stubs? Lady-boner…

That’s not petty, that’s legit