Pretty much all my nieces got for Christmas was Frozen themed stuff. One even got an electric Jeep plastered with Elsa's face. According to my dad, the Frozen themed-ness of it made the otherwise manly Jeep appropriate for a 5 year old girl. Ughh.
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OMG MARK THIS HEADLINE SPOILER ALERT, PLEASE???!!?? UGH thanks jerk, you just ruined Christmas for me!
I'm sort of over Nick Offerman. I don't know why.
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Not nearly long enough for me! More tutus!
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Musician, comedian, grammar police officer and magician—yes, Weird Al is all of these things it seems.
It feels like a silkworm jizzing all over your face and they wouldn't let me write about it anywhere else. Next!
My daughter aged out of character shoes - like Barbie, Hello Kitty, etc. - at 7, when she started wearing a size 6 shoe (my size! ha!). She was pissed, and we also have difficulty finding boots for ex. without any heels for her developing feet.
super mad that binns was in charge of history of magic. something that had FUCKIN GOBLIN REBELLIONS should not have been boring. retire, you wanky old ghost.
While I do feel for our protagonist (as a person) in the Chuck-E-Cheese story, I would have been laughing maniacally at the image of the decapitated rat. I have an unmitigated hated of that place, going back over 25 years...
I kept getting distracted in that last one because when I read this "... and letting them into the ball crawl while..." I kept picturing what a ball crawl is to me, which is x-rated and NSFW. And she kept using the term over and over, ball crawl, ball crawl... :: giggles :: And I kept thinking, I'd never allow any…
Any other idealists feeling disappointed tonight by people's apathy toward science and space exploration? I read a thread the other day where people were saying that space exploration is a waste of money and effort. I don't even have the energy to tell them how many ways they are wrong anymore. I just want to write,…
Outstanding. As I professor I can assure you that this professor has probably told the story of receiving that essay almost as many times as you have described sending it. Will you be my doula?
All I can see is her grandchildren sitting her down and saying, "Grandma, you're a troll."
right? i say equally outrageous things, but at least they aren't victim blaming. people should interview ME at LEAST as often as her.
ICE CREAM IS NOT STUPID! WHAT ARE YOU - MENTAL?
Maybe the patriarchy started as a way of trying to curb the stupidity.
I think the most telling part of this study is that a lot of men, and not a small amount of women, will often engage in life threatening activities that have little or no measurable payoff. For instance, if you decide to climb Everest, well, good for you I guess, but if you die in the process, well, I'm not gonna get…
I want you to see your oversized pores up close and personal.
"'It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone.' She shook her head, 'All that crazy's just up there all the time.'"