Stale, cookies? You're doing it wrong.

I want a Petunia while Lily is at school story. I've always wanted more insight into their relationship.

Nobody is rocking those shorts. They are horrible. Nicole Kidman does, however, have a totally rocking stance. I wish her outfit did it justice. Next time, Elle, please put her in something like this, and stop embarrassing yourself:

And every over 50 suburban church lady with a perm at Wal mart.

"It seems that when you want to make a woman into a hero, you hurt her first. When you want to make a man into a hero, you hurt… also a woman first." Leigh Alexander

Seriously. People need to stop depicting rape of a woman as a way injure the man who loves/owns her.

Peasants. I've been wearing this to Kroger for years.

the "catch the fuck up" response of the author doesn't really help matters. :(

No, this is just a dick thing to do.

SERIOUSLY?!

Alright. Writers at Jez, stop taking stupid pills today. It's getting out of hand. Way to have a huge spoiler in the title.

*I'll* be the OMG SPOILERS person:

WOWOWOW okay okay. I know, I know, it's my own fault that I need to catch up on Sons but for FUCKS SAKE did the huge spoiler HAVE to be in the main headline?! I can't even safely scroll past it to avoid a Sons article, it just smacked me right in the face.

I'm so fucking mad.

Yeah...this is really odd. Nowadays people don't watch tv live. Either put spoiler alert or wait until it's on netflix to write something up like this.

A spoiler in the article title isn't exactly fair play.

The men of Movember call themselves Mo Bros, FYI. That's where the term comes from. You can see it used plenty of times all over their website.

The first thing I thought of when I read that, was maybe it was her parents that came to her after reading that and going, "oh really would you like a reminder of what YOU wore and how YOU acted when you were that age? "

Jesus also explicitly directed his followers to engage in private prayer and condemned public prayer, yet people fight for christian prayer in schools...

My family is only good at three things. Two of those things are eating, and cooking. (the third is being terrifyingly good at getting knocked up). So, anyway we lack any really horrible thanksgiving stories because we're fucked up but we're all pretty much fucked up in a way that balances out nicely. However, I do…