I spent two years at St. Andrews and it was so stunningly beautiful. I used to roam all over the golf course, which is right behind the beach. Once I even picked up a ball, which I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to do. So, even without being admitted as a member of the Royal and Ancient (although I peered in…

I apologize, you guys. I actually once said this once to Christopher Plummer during a performance of King Lear. It was awkward.

My mother in law is one of those 'I wish I could just have babies all the time!' type of people. Having become a major care take in my goddaughter's life (I love the bean, doesn't mean she's not exhausting), I do not share this sentiment.

Get married again! Or renew your vows. Or just get a cape. Lol

it feels important to post this now

Let's pretend that it was Ronda Rousey in that elevator and a guy she was with slapped her and she punched him out. What would our honest reaction be?

My brother has two cats- one a ruthless predator who must be kept inside or he will kill everything he comes across. The other has no interest.

This cat does not- he has zero game. He wouldn't know what to do with a bird. We have had bird killers, this one is no threat. I mean, just look at him. That catloaf is allowed outside and all he does is sit in pots.

You should really piss up a rope, liberalsaredelusional.

Because we should be able to talk about these things without fear of bullies. Just like women should be able to walk down the street on a dark night in a short skirt without fear of being assaulted. It's not a reality yet, but the more we force the issue the more we enact change. When we change our behavior to suit…

Don't Yell, Walk.

"Anything I can do to help?"

12,000 steps = about six miles. There is no way I have time to walk six miles a day just to justify drinking two sodas.

I will literally do a spin on my heel if I'm walking in a crowd and get a waft of it… I may or may not have made out with boys in high school based solely on Drakkar Noir… /sigh

Don't. S&M fetishes DO NOT mean you wanted your abuse or consented to it or "secretly enjoyed it" or whatever. It is entirely possible to consensually enjoy the type of sex you like and dislike rape.

That doesn't even count as weird - everyone, male, female, in between, everyone is turned on by David Bowie in Labyrinth. It's, like, a fundamental truth of the universe. Water is wet, grass is green, and Jareth the Goblin King makes people feel funny things in the pants.

the movie Labyrinth, with David Bowie

YES.

Yes they are over priced. But I don't drink more than a bottle of wine every couple of weeks. I don't smoke. I don't go clubbing. Cancelled cable. Credit card paid off.