When are idiots going to get it through their heads that donating to charity in the name of bad behavior does not excuse said bad behavior?

My baby's birth (she's 10 weeks old) was 23 hours and 100% natural. My husband and I had taken Bradley method classes to prepare, which is very focused on husband-coached labor. During labor I vomited twice, pooped all over the place, and had a mirror to see my vagina in all its glory during the pushing phase, yet…

Exactly. Cops would've been called, and a DCFS file opened on my parents if what happened to me happened today. But then, it was just "oh, we have a stray. Let's try to keep her alive til her parents show."

My son came out to me yesterday.

He told me he's bisexual, and that he doesn't want to talk about the "male" part of his romantic interests. I said that there's nothing he could say that would shock or offend me. Then I told him that I won't berate him about it, but he's nuts if he thinks he gets some sort of pass on…