Let’s commence with the bashing: “Madonna is old bitch and has had surgery so HAHA makeup line fail” and “Fat Jewish is terrible (even though most of us subscribed to his IG at one point and got humor out of it)” Because hey, why have a little fun and acceptance, right?? Forget that fun is something missing from…

Like Trump would use the word “exculpatory.”

Before my mom had a debilitating stroke in her 50s, she used to go down to Florida in the winter. This was after my dad died (we’re not historically long livers). Anyhow, she made friends with an older lady while in Naples FL. Just found out this older lady, who is now 104 (not fucking kidding), is riding out the…

I’m still nursing my disappointment that Amy Adams isn’t playing TH. She’s a hella good actor and dude, google-image the two names and whoa, twinsies:

Calling someone a ho is what makes Osbourne a bad feminist, actually.

Could this divide just generational? My mother (early 60-something) taught me (early 30-something) about feminism from an early age—and her perspective on this (being overtly sexual) is exactly the same as Sharon’s. My thought is that when you came of age in a time when you were expected to be sexual (but nice, pliant…

To be fair, she did say this. But I honestly don’t know what it actually means:

When I was in junior high, I had a crush on Ralph Fiennes, and I had a full-page picture of him from like Vanity Fair or something next to my bed, along with a magazine quote about him glued onto the photo. The quote was “his lips are like rolled silk stockings” and Bill Skarsgard’s lips are giving me silk stocking…

And there’s nothing wrong with being a ho, but always remember what you are.

“As a feminist, my brain tells me to divorce him and accept that he has a moral character flaw—one I don’t want to associate with.”

#1:

You stay the away from Barry Manilow! Signed -a Fanilow

I dunno it was the I didn’t mean to have an accident “AS SEVERE” as this one- that threw me. So you meant just to have a tiny accident?

Of all the celebrities to pick a fight with why would you go up against Cher? That is not a fight you are going to win, Cher has seen and done it all. Twice.

That’s what really hit me (sorry.) What the hell do you mean BEFORE????

A god damn national treasure.

Look, if your toilet doesn’t flush, that’s your problem. It’s bad for your digestive health to hold in your poop. And it’s unsanitary and gross to touch poop. So I would have left my floater in the toilet. It’s happened to me before and I regret nothing.

There is nothing wrong with shelters that deal specifically with strays and abused / neglected animals, etc. and not surrenders. The problem is with the people who don’t put the time and effort into finding an appropriate place to take on their pet if they are unable (or don’t want) to keep them. What someone does…

Aaron Carter looks like he’s done all the drugs. 😬

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