I’m laughing with my lover making farts under the covers, am I doing it right?

I immediately went to dutch ovens and thought, “Whoa, Tay, it’s a little early for that, isn’t it? I’ve been with my partner for almost two years and we still step outside to not fart in each other’s presence.” She’s a fast one, that girl. Goodness.

By Harry if you mean Karlie, then yes.

hey hey hey there you internet critic, at least she wrote it herself.

Fit means attractive/hot/sexy/goodlooking in British.

“I’m laughing with my lover, making forts under covers.”

why would you call your “boyfriend” your lover? you wouldn’t, unless you’re trying to make it sound ~sexier~ than it actually is.

The guy who accused him of trying to rape him when he was 14 (the second one, not Rapp), called Spacey both a pedophile and a sexual predator. But I’ll only believe Hollywood really cares about this issue when they finally kick Woody Allen out.

There are others but looking it up I just realized Montgomery Clift never actually won an Oscar. That’s a fucking shame.

The specifics matter. People are in an uproar over this situation because of a confluence of variables... most notably, Spacey’s tweet. The people accused in the majority of the other cases have, apparently wisely, kept their horrible-no-good-shitty mouths closed.

There is also a bit of a zero-sum issue here... we can…

“...he’s changed and grown...” - Every person who has lived a life filled with regret.

why not both?

Selena, you’re so much better than that.

“He hopes to regain her trust so they can get back together.”

Ugh, Selena, nooooo, just say “boy, bye” and be done with it. For all our sakes.

He hasn’t egged or tagged anything in like, a really long time! Also, he has not abandoned any more exotic pets in airports in Europe! What more do you people want?

Oh man, Selena’s gonna look back on her 20s and her Justin Bieber years one day and think, holy fucking shit, I can’t believe I dated that loser.

Must our collective cynicism extend to Kristen Bell? She’s so amusingly pouty in the photo, come on, does that not warm one’s stoney heart?

Parent Trap 2 - Hallie and Annie have their memories erased during an alien abduction. Will they find each other again?

Critics of second wave feminists should read this.