Not to mention it depends on what was taking place. I go to a take out place all the time and I never tip on the card, mainly because I’m not using table service. I’ll throw a couple dollars in the tip jar instead because all they did was bag/hand me the food and take my money, I did not sit down for service or get…

I think that’s true but also believe servers who post shit like this should be fired

I mean, at work would you rather be known as the one with the banging body or great ideas?

I don’t wear heels and sometimes I don’t wear make up to work. I give legal advice to doctors. I should be fired stat! No one should take me seriously!

But—but, Misfit, how else is the audience to know that even though she is a powerful, intelligent woman who can handle her own shit, she is also Fuckable, and therefore, not as threatening to the manhood of the viewership?

Meghan Markle’s Guide to Dressing Like an Adult for Work:

Please show your work on Jessica Chastain complaining about not being paid “the exact same amount” as Matt Damon. My recollection of that event was her refuting a report that she’d made about half of what he made — her response had been that, actually, the report saying she made half had inflated what she was paid by…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jessica Chastain make a wrong move. She is literally Little Miss Perfect. From her movie roles to her interview commentary to her red carpet outfits to her AD home interiors to her romantic life: it’s all class, elegance, dignity, perfect choices, perfection. The Jessica Chastain road show…

She’s way better than Katy Perry!

Insurance companies only exist because they deny, deny, deny legitimate claims. Does anyone on here work for one? Do you feel it’s an ethical occupation?

My aunt owned a bagel shop for twenty years or so and obviously had insurance that entire time. It burned down a year ago through no fault of her’s (Massachusetts was in a drought last year and someone had put a cigarette out in mulch next door. The dryness helped it spread.)

Bobby Moynihan’s wife, Brynn O’Malley, gave birth to their first child, a baby girl. [E! News]

Bobby Moynihan’s wife is adorable. She looks like a normal-person cross between Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel.

Can you not? I don’t want to go there, but are you new?

I fucking love Lorde and how little shit she takes. Her talking about Taylor as a solid friend is high praise. And I don’t think Taylor is flawless in any sense, but I do think it’s nice that someone breaks down the Mean Girl narrative we’re always hearing.

Lorde rocks, and so does Taylor Swift, and if you don’t think so that’s OK too.

I’m disappointed Shookus isn’t her first name.

The whole situation is not even worth anyone’s time. But my friend posted this meme and it gave me a good giggle.

My preferred diet.

Marc Antony needs to go on the “Seefood Diet.” Dude, if you see food, you need to eat it.