Would anyone like to partake in the joys of remembering Kenan Thompson during his Nickelodeon days?

Sorry, a bitter rant from a broke grad student cannot be contained any longer.

The only reason Ryan Reynolds should be betwixt my thighs, holding my ankles, and telling me to push, is so I can loosen up enough to take the girth of his man parts into my delicate flower.

But EVERYONE KNOWS the south is the only place with a racist past and present.

Starring for use of “bless her heart”

WHO IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THIS

TOTES Y’ALL

The only cat calls I accept.

WWGCD is SUCH good advice, dude! Leo should get a bracelet, to always remind himself. Leo is aging like a box wine :(

I think it’s for the same reason no one really points out that hero teen Lorde was dating a 24 year old man when she was 16 (they’re still dating) or calls the guy she’s with a predator, when it’s all gross. There’s enough gross to go around.

I am so vicariously embarrassed for Leonardo Dicaprio, who is disproving the axiom that men age like wine.

“Hi, I’m Zoe Kravitz, and I’m stunning. This is my father, Lenny, and he’s stunning, too. And here’s my mom, Lisa Bonet, and she’s stunning. Would like to meet my stepfather? He’s stun— well, you know.”

levine.

So nonchalantly mean and hot. 10/10 would do, even if I hated myself for it.

When I get my time machine running, I’m coming for you, 1985 James Spader.

No, I see that too, but I might be unable to accurately read her body language through my social anxiety induced horror at the idea of a public proposal.

I am unsure. She seems kind of mortified... Just me?

I may be alone here, but I was TORTURED by the impossible logical loop of “You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful”. Like, it was a real problem for me. Not even the fucked up message, but the Escher-like way it doubles back on itself.

God I love this. I wish there was a line about her hair or clothes, ’cuz “sweat pants, hair tied, chillen with no make-up on, that’s when you the prettiest” is probably the most infuriating song line of all time. Obviously drake has never seen my food stained, tapered, high waisted sweatpants and my morning top…