CAT SELFIES

I’m not really sure how Lean In is involved. This is a cute story and all but my understanding is the idea behind Lean In is trying to get women to use the workplace tactics men have used. In this story we have a little girl wanting to get money for the tooth without having the actual tooth. Again it’s a very cute…

My interpretation of religion:

2001. O-Town concert at a county fair. “DO ME DAN!” sign.

When I was pregnant, I stood in line for Ben and Jerry’s free cone day. I got two scoops of ice cream and when my friend said “hey! Why does she get two?”, the woman who scooped said in a no nonsense tone “preggos get two scoops”. Yay for two scoops!

The worst part — she actually seems nice and funny and smart. Not to mention pretty. UGH.

The real winner is Anna Faris, of course.

This was totally a tale of two apologies: 1) Evans apologized for being offensive while 2) Renner apologized that you were offended by something that wasn’t meant to be offensive, why are you so sensitive, can’t you see that we were just joking around, jesus.

It sounds perfect. Have fun!

My cats would ask “why are you constantly thwarting our plans for world domination?”

There’s this radical concept called personal taste. I, personally, think torn up jeans, harem pants, and acid washed denim are ugly as shit. I think basically everything Kim Kardashian wears is ugly as shit. Plenty of people disagree with me, and that’s ok.

It was merely meant to demonstrate the depth and breadth of a brand with a nearly 5 decade history.

Just a reminder that this is Lilly, too:

Ah, the truest form of feminism: judging other womens choices as wrong because they differ from yours.

Oh this one is cute tho
(The one with elephants. I like elephants)

Holy shit, Dude. It’s clothing. I am a short, chubby white woman from Minnesota, knocking on middle age’s door and I wear Lilly Pulitzer. And I have worn the brand for 20 years. I’m not especially wealthy, nor does my family name grace any building. I just like bright colored clothing in the summer. I’m not a bimbo…

No creepier than me asking I guess. Come sit by me and we can be weird voyeurs together, there’s safety in numbers.

Is it creepy that I came here just to read the fucking comments?

Since we don’t do Sunday night sign-off anymore, this feel like the most appropriate place.

Amy Adams is sweetness and light, I can not imagine anyone doing that to her. What a fucking monster.