No mention of charges, so she got off?

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AND YOU ABSOLUTELY DID NOT WOKE UP LIKE DISSSS

“Go hang w Jaden or something,” is the same as “Suffer in hell eternally,” to me.

I have more of a problem with Kylie saying “I woke up like disssss.” Girl. It’s been a year. People aren’t saying that anymore. And you don’t talk like that in real life. Just stop.

I’m kind of against making villains out of the family members of bad people just because they defend their loved ones. Very few people would be able to turn their feelings off like a light switch and suddenly turn on their mother/son/husband or whatever else. You really don't have to be a bad person to be vulnerable…

new reality TV show: Bible according to Kardashains

Perky Jerky!

As an advocate for healthy eating, not contaminating stranger’s food with my saliva is important to me.

well like

Ugh, I know. The music that plays at my gym is the worst.

I just wish my gym would stop fucking playing “Thinking Out Loud” because it has been stuck in my head for like months

If he doesn’t want his bread he can give it to me. I will eat all the breads.

I... Am just not on board with the blonde on Idina. Especially with grow out. And yes I know I’m being persnickety- it’s just that the woman is stunning with dark hair! Really brings out her features

Seriously though Yoko, I think my friends would get pretty annoyed if I just sent them lists of numbers daily.

I canoodle with my poodle

(only celebrities canoodle, BTW)

You realize that we’re not super concerned with how we look to you?

You realize this whole “diving into the comments to get hyperdefensive and insulting every single time you’re questioned” routine isn’t a good look for you, right?

You need to check your ovary privilege at the door.