I didn’t know about this, but now I want one. I could take selfies of me and my cats, while pretending that I have actual human friends to take pictures for me.

Agreed. When I heard this I just felt terribly bad for her—she seems sad and delusional, but not like a villain.

Do you think my grandmother would let me replace going to church with watching that?

That's disgusting. I wouldn't brag about it.

How does one exercise to Thinking Out Loud???

Yeah, I’m not sure it’s fair to act like Hanks and Wilson are bad (which this article indicates) just because one of their children turned out to be the worst. Good parents can have shitty kids.

Hey, cyberstalkers can be nice people too.

Best of luck in the race!

What frustrates me is not so much that he got the fake degree, but that Kim seems to think it is a real thing to be proud of.

I miss Kel!

Uhm, or maybe we just like where we come from.

Would you like to double date with me and 1985 Andrew McCarthy?

“if you don’t want the guy to bring his child fuck buddy to the show, don’t book a guy who has a child fuck buddy”—yes, perfect. Exactly. Yes.

I really respect her for backing out. I saw that Diane Kruger (who I usually worship as a fashion goddess) went, and it left a bad taste in my mouth. I have trouble liking people who would spend their time watching despicable people get richer and greater accolades. Going to the fight does not necessarily make them…

Maybe I am just projecting my mortification onto her. If a fella ever publically proposed to me I would tell him fuck no for not knowing me well enough to know that a scene like this would be my own personal hell.

I don’t think that is what “literally” means.

Also born in the 80s and my middle name is Lynn. Though for me it feels so very Southern (see also: Jamie Lynn Spears).

And I my crossbow.

Especially in public bathrooms! There was a mom and little girl in a public restroom recently and they both just peed and I left without even looking at the sinks. That, in my humble (judgmental) opinion, is the worst parenting. Wash your hands for an adequate amount of time with soap and water!

Uhm, she kinda signed up for this though. I’m sorry, but I’m not that worried about her.