So far all I have come up with is a cupcake big enough to sleep on.
ShowMeYourKitties
malicewithcontraband
I now have a new life goal. Awesome!
You started it.
Oh yes. Animals, small children, and people in the service industry. If someone you're dating is rude to any of these, run.
This is easily explained by the fact that they're not socialized. They are cloistered. Believing that questioning authority is immoral and that everyone should be pleasant and submissive all the time means nobody says to each other: "don't you think that seems like a dumb idea Mom?" or "hey- HEY: stop being an asshole…
"A righteous man cares for the needs of his animal, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel" (Proverbs 12:10)
I hope that is real.
1.Leonard Nimoy's funeral location is announced
This might be the single most passive-aggressive, schizophrenic email I've ever read. He goes from "yeah, sorry about that" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK WITH BAD HAIR!" to "I'm stalking you on the internet" to "we could be great friends...we both love Obama!" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK! YOU'RE MAKING OBAMA AND…
Reminds me of a joke I like telling Harvard students when I'm near campus:
I tried to order a "Veggie & cheese" sub at Subway once, "but hold the cheese" because I hate process cheese and really my PMS just wanted a lot of olives and bread. Holy shit they would not let me NOT have the cheese. "It comes with cheese" "Yes I know, but I don't want it, just the veggies" "but it comes with…
Once a customer ordered a cafe au lait from me. I was very tired. I wrote "cafe olé" and figured I'd ask my coworker how to make that. I realized my mistake before having to ask someone, but not before the customer saw my spelling and snickered.
I don't see why this is not a thing already.
Oh thank you, Noodly One.
LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.
wait has this actually happened?
