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Staying in on a Saturday night is not a crime. I think I was 27 before I realized this. Before that, if I was in on a weekend night, it meant I had the flu. I finally realized that if there was nothing good to do, or if I was tired, or if I was just over people for the moment, I could stay in, watch a movie, play

I love your name LOL

Let's be frrrrrrieeennnndsss

Is it too early to drink wine ??? (It's 4:30 West Coast time) Like, by the time I get up and get a glass and a cork screw and pour it it's going to be like, 4:35. Which is almost 5.

My best friends dog was mauled to death last night by a pit bull that jumped her fence. The little lady, Lexi, was a long haired chihuahua and sweet as can be, a real cuddle bug. My friend loves her dogs like family and is absolutely heart broken over the incident. She doesn't even blame the pit bull, rather the

I am currently working on something I'm calling "Mixed Plate." It's about a group of mixed-race college students trying to navigate their way through the world. Many of the storylines, I get by my own experiences and interviewing other people. So I drew the first character.

I guess in their world, the scumbags annihilate themselves before they start popping out kids.

When I first saw the headline yesterday, I was hoping that they were going to start giving new parents something like the Finnish baby box. I was disappointed.

I think this post needs a little of this.

whenever someone says that ("would you like fries with your order") as an insult to demean someone I cringe
what the fuck is wrong with having a job. that comment is so fucking classist and gross. get over yourself

I'd recommend getting a Firestick and then getting the sling tv app

OMIGAWD KIKI WE MUST GO DO THAT PHOTOSHOOT RIGHT NOW NOW NOW

Me too. I also wouldn't be surprised if she experienced abuse and neglect growing up. Someone who would latch on to attention from a stranger like this and rationalize the relationship as real has a huge void they are trying to fill.

Yeah, I can't even snark on this. I don't know why. Usually I'm the snarkiest bastard I know. Maybe it's her face; she looks so genuinely distraught. I just want to hug her and set her up with a nice guy who will love her for real and say nice things for free. We all deserve at least that much.

I am so heartbroken for how desperately lonely this woman must be to believe this story.

We're all in agreement that car is white & gold, yes?

Let's start with one finger. I'm not sure I'm up for more than that.

But this still doesn't explain to me why the hell the other picture looks white and gold! I am willing to admit there is something wrong with my brain or eyes but I need to know why it is happening!

LOVE your screen name.