WHAT. WHAT. WHAT!?

I just want to show her off.

Miss Atwood?

didn't watch the clip, but I think this kid and Jenny Lawson (the blogess) would get along great.

I love her I love her I love her I love her!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00…I'm presently hooked on this!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00…I'm presently hooked on this!

Thanks for your feedback but no, not really, I can go ask a hot line or the hospital for help, but more often than not I get 5150'd. That happened six months ago and family ended lease on my apt and all my stuff is gone....I don't think cops will help because I'm dependent on them financially.

TW Abuse

my preferred pranking medium is crickets. Think about it! You can order them right to your victims home, they jump and shit everywhere, they STINK, and they'll just scram out an open door/ window when the fun is over. No harm to them.

Is there anything better than performing a leisurely search-and-destroy of thigh/butt zits during one's morning pee? I think not.

have you tried Pina Rica? Pineapple chili ummmm.

........I freakin' love you guys!

Vero Mango?

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!

Fuck him SIDEWAYS with a rusty chainsaw.

yes thanks.....now I'm doing the same *sniff*

stoopid ipad won't show me your gif! AARRGH

Coerced sterilization is a strong plot line in one of my favorite books

bunkum!