OMG THAT BELLY. THE CHEEKS.

you nail him to the wall, for you and for all of us who couldn't take their assailants to court.

WAIT YOU'RE JUST GOING TO POST THAT NIGHTMARE FUEL VLOG AND NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

I can bypass this if the father is dead, you say?

My goal in life is to be able to think of, and do, the exact right thing at the exact right time. This lady will look back on this event and think, "Nope, there is nothing I wish I had thought of. I handled that perfectly."

men like this can't handle that this is one area in which there will never be equality. You can't dictate what a woman does with her body and a child's needs will always trump the parents. Sorry mens....you will never get a say in this stuff. You simply have no right.

It consists of about 9 months of hearings and legal proceedings :-/

You know, for all the work that goes into turning shiny wooden testicles into something vaguely resembling food, you'd figure they might taste good.

What Chuck Johnson thinks he looks like:

Hey! Medical student and mum here.

One of the fun things I picked up here is "No one cares about your boner".

It always makes me shake my head when a man uses the "You're not worth raping" trope as an insult. It says so much about them...

Not just actors/celebrities we love and admire, but ANYBODY we love and admire.

I've never had poutine but I know it involves gravy so the answer is gravy. Obviously.

1. As a male, this is not news.
2. Darwin Awards are not depressing. They're fascinating, bordering on hilarious.
3. Hold my beer and watch this!

Sometimes it's a status thing. "I'm so small and dainty that men can easily carry me".

But she's not doing it right. I am a large grand lady and I shall be carried in a chaise sedan by four beautiful and lightly oiled men. THAT is how to get carried.

Love this.

I bet this cat just watched Bob's Burgers and Youtube videos and didn't even do his homework.