I am also flabbergasted! As a baby dyke a thousand years ago DTWOF was one of the very few lifelines I had. Alison Bechdel deserves every single bit of this and more. Yaaaayyyyyyyy!

Cute username.

Ahhhhhh the vienna sausages in the can are gross enough I can't imagine the juice!!! LOL I ate milkbones, regularly, at my grandmother's house. I have no fucking idea why everyone let me. All I recall is that they were very hard to bite into.

Once I was pretty high and decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich, and forgot to take the wax paper out from between the two slices of cheese that I used. I realized it about a third of the way in but didn't want my sandwich to go to waste so ate the rest of it. The texture kind of works in a grilled cheese, at…

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I was a dumbass as a teenager. (Weren't we all?) So, 15 year old me, high as hell ate all the cookies my boyfriends mom had shipped us. But then, we had a brilliant idea! Let's see if the packing peanuts were edible! And so, I ate a handful of packing peanuts with some sugar…

men? Would you flash a stranger? Open your trench coat, or whip it out on a subway? that's what degenerate perverts do. Comic book bad-guy stuff.

Which makes me feel like it is imperative that we laugh and laugh and laugh at pathetic assholes like this. And prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law of course, but also laugh and laugh and laugh.

You have to be pretty wilfully blind to not see the hate women developers get when they DO make their own games. You can't just tell them to go make their own games without acknowledging that the shit follows them wherever they go. It's almost like it's not what they are saying - but that it's women saying it.

Salsa sauce.

I feel this announcement was read loudly and conspicuously in a lot of website offices when the boss had his door open. And then everyone (except for that asshole Mark in accounting who everyone is positive is a Tea Partier) glared at said boss' office, commenting loudly: "BOY THAT SURE DOES SOUND NICE. WHADDYA THINK,…

Mental health is such a good one

Yes, I hate that some jerks think telling a fat lady "I wouldn't fuck you." is the absolute worst thing you can tell them. They never get that most people don't give a shit.

You know what? I'm straight and I don't want to sleep with most men. Break that news to them if you want to see them really stunned.

It's the human version of checking for lice / grooming that chimps do.

“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.

Because guys just don't get it, I've started doing three subtle things: