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I needed an excuse to post this pic!

I heard a full (ish) bladder helps some of us achieve orgasm faster anyway?

I've got such a shit-eating grin right now. It hurts so good.

CRINGE

Holy crap....I need to tattoo this all over myself!

YUP. I'm honestly terrified of my little brother, more because my family will never protect me from his abuse. I know that feels.....

Feel better soon! Also, bourbon AND Kings cake? Your Mom is awesome.

UGH That thing took a dump on her.

Putin dog FTW

I remember last time I saw this clip on TV a reporter had gone out to that spot and-BOOM-same kitten, crawling up her leg! I can't make up something that cute.

I just snorted so hard

Canal area in SR, Kentfield as a teen.....you were right about those reviews!

WAT.

Well hello neighbor! Marin native WITH THE SAME BROTHER PROBLEM. LilBro has gone full MRA, CrossFit pic posting, "pro DJ" all that.

Ha, I wanna hear those stories! I just moved back to San Rafeal, forgot about the special blend of douchiness here. So privilege, much entitle, wow.

that's fat?! Well no wonder I didn't get it, she looks average to me.

I feel a little sheepish but it really is an awesome hobby.