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Yeah, I still don't get it.

I made a friend! Followed!

GUH! I mean, AW YEAH and thanks!

Lol heck yeah! I just got crayolas and ALL THE SHARPIES but since I went overboard with the coloring books the good stuff will have to wait till next paycheck.

Mr. S, what're you coloring?

Ha! Thanks, I think I will...I don't even care about the workout part, it just looks so peaceful and fun!

Good point! The class is actually in a sleepy, rather twee inland harbor. I don't care about the exercise, I just wanna have a bong and a picnic out there on the water....good thing I can't afford all these romantic impulses of mine. Heh.

I really want to try a paddleboard class nearby.....but I never see any fat people (like me) out there. It doesn't look too strenuous, I think I could handle it, but....

Don't cook when you're drunk and naked.

"Butt is that way" MY NEW CATCHPHRASE

2015 is Year of the Sheep! I'm a Sheep! This bodes well, I hope.

These comments have me legit wheezing. Everyone is ON tonight!

go banana!

Wow, just....wow.

HEAD GAMES

He DOES have lovely eyes....

That's an awesome autocorrect!

OMG the fluffiness! The open mouth! The boogers! So cute.

fuck yeah coloring!!