sparrowfart!

Fresh off a two-week psychiatric hold. Evicted-too many cats. Cats all go to Humane Society. I will never not feel lower than snake shit for abandoning them. LittleBro and Mom handle moving my stuff out, so now I ...have no more stuff! No toiletries, no furniture,no kitchen stuff. I'm in a (n admittedly nice)…

Oh. Blush...

You just coined the hell out of that phrase. Love it.

Just Googled 'Aussie burgers'.

BTW, logorrhoeic?! Word Nerd orgasm! Thanks...

Horrinating!

NO HENRY IS MINE

You can't see it, but I'm doing the Wayne's World "I'm not worthy" move.

AW SHIT. I accidentally starred you. Just wanted to see the zingers in replies.

I know right? Bwahahaa!

My stupid gut won't let me eat eggs anymore. Wtf, gut?!