I would likely die in this thing. It would be a glorious death. I would pass on with a maniacal grin plastered to my face (before it melted clean off). The sound of it would be my send off into the waiting bosom of Valhalla.

Paint it in “White My Fire” and I’ll fucking die a happy and charbroiled death!

That brings up a really good point. This contract surely makes this vehicle the worst one for James Bond to drive. I would imagine he has been exposed to everyone of those scenarios over the years.

Don’t forget about Amazon’s Zombie Apocalypse clause:

Except Iran didn’t negotiate away their nuke building capabilities any more than NK did when they signed the Clinton deal. Which was negotiated by many of the exact same people who were in charge of the Iran deal. Hmm.

The force majeure clauses are very typical - I know, they’re in almost every contract I write!

“This warranty does not cover loss directly or indirectly caused by nuclear fuel, or from any nuclear waste from the combustion of nuclear fuel.”

“It failed due to revolution.”

I didnt think it was that weird...since you know...007 and Aston...war and nuclear HAS to be in there incase of any unforeseen activities....

yep, rogue states follow nuclear agreements like criminals follow laws.

Where’s that picture noting feature when you need it? Where, damnit? WHERE? WHERE, STEF? TELL ME WHERE?! WHERE CAN I FIND SABRINA?! I HAVE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE FOR MI AMORE BUT SHE IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!!! SHE CANNOT BE WITH RENATO, THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SCAMP—NO, MAYBE SEÑORA SANTA MONICA HAS KIDNAPPED HER!!! THAT…

She wasn’t caught? Hahaha. I’m imagining her escaping via one the Scooby Doo hallway chases where the culprit somehow ends up behind the gang.

But you have to admit, Phil walking into a briefing room and having the Avengers all go speechless would be one of the biggest fistpump moments for Marvel fans ever. And when someone finally asks how, he could just shrug and say “It’s a long story...” and continue with the brief.

Dammit, Fred! You’re drivin’ me crazy! What’s the matter with you?

Kids, don’t make me come down there, you won’t like it if I come down there.

I think this falls into the “let’s stop calling them ‘accidents’” category. We in the gun community don’t like “accidental discharge” for the same reason, we call it “negligent discharge”. I don’t think you should seek to lower the sentence for this just because it’s higher than that of a wife beater. Raise wife…

I posted this below but am still in the greys for some reason.

The clip is incredibly clear (quite unusual indeed, for a CCTV), therefore I’m able to help the local Police with the names of the involved people. Outside the shop and starting from left, we see Jamal, Tyrone, DeQuarious, Jalen, Demetrius, Terrance, Maliq, DeShawn and Lil Wayne. On the truck were Jartavious and his…

I hope they all underwent the background check!