Is it just me who wants to read this as Ford FocusauRuS Rex?

A hand crank dynamo. “Just another 30 minutes and I’ll have us back on the road!"

So being Morgan are the batteries at least dry pile plates that require a chemist to revucunate every fortnight? At the very least they better require a prewar voltage spec to recharge. Perhaps with the use of a waterwheel Dynamo?

silent electric motors are awesome... especially in combination with a really loud horn... and preferably whilst driving on the sidewalk

The Chiron looks like it requires a backwards hat, basketball shorts, and a lot of gold chains. Or whatever the heck Saudi princes wear. It just seems like the kind of thing someone with billions of dollars but no real interest in cars would buy simply because it’s the most expensive car on sale. The Koenigsegg looks…

Tremendous souls, each one. Particularly Capt. J. H. who was my Div-O when he was an S-3 NFO prior to pursuing what he really wanted to be.

I remember showing up to ROTC at fifteen years old, and wondering what sort of desk that Mickey Mouse looking little guy with the glasses had spent his career flying.

I bet it’ll use some sort of pseudo-warp engine.

I can hear it now....

You are welcome,
I can only imagine that they were built at the behest of a little known but powerful Swedish Mafia group who all had a leather dungeon fetish.

just a pressie.

You have the wrong wagon.

I think you’re missing the fact that she attacked a black car, which is clearly racist.

Don’t forget the Alyssa Walker story: This Bad Evil Car Got Exactly What It Deserves Because All Cars Are Evil And Bad.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

“The more complicated the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.”

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Note to Kanye: This is what rock stars do. This is fucking METAL!! You will never be as bad ass as this.