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I hope that the Christians in Syria stay safe. I really hope that if Assad is ousted the new regime is moderate and not extremist muslim.

I checked out the site. So glad they are safe, at least for now.

The fact that the Chinese blocked mention of this on the Internet is one of the FUNNIEST things I have ever heard in my life.
"You come into my home and be courteous to my wife? NO ONE MUST KNOW!"

I do that because I will be damned if I'm going to let floppy clothing make me look thicker.

I just want to know where to get the leotard.

HELLO 911 YES A FEMALE CELEBRITY USED PHOTOSHOP

Next you're gonna be telling me she isn't actually Dr. Zoidberg!

How many Beyonce and Rhihana articles can jezebel post in 1 day? Let's find out!

"Look at how much money I have to waste on weird, meaningless gestures"?

For all its problems, South Park does nail it from time to time... :)

You know what? Fine. Keep childless adults away from your stupid park. I'll start my own Falconry center in my apartment. There'll be a petting zoo and....

I love how British people become MORE British sounding when they're indignant.

This rule does nothing to prevent pedo couples, so they should ban all adults without children, regardless of if they are single or coupled. And many pedos have families that they could bring, with the intent of quietly molesting a different child while their own family is occupied with the delightful falconry, so

Yeah, gotta say, this "anti-pedophilia ban" is insane. Keeping single people from visiting a park because any lone adult is suspected of being a child molester, with the justification that "there is a lot in the headlines about pedophiles and things that are going on with children"? Seriously?

Mmmph? This isn't a jungle gym though, with zero of interest to adults in it; it's a self-proclaimed "adventure park," and I agree with Grandpa that stuff like falcons will appeal to people of all sorts of age groups.

What? Hold on a second. I've been to Disneyland and Tokyo Disneysea, Universal Studios and Knotts Berry Farm by myself as I generally travel solo and love theme parks a bit obsessively. If I was denied entry purely on my single status I would be pretty pissed too.

I do actually find this really surprising. I get where they're coming from, but even the local children's museum lets in adults. You just have to turn over your driver's license, and wear a badge identifying you as an adult who is there without a child, so that if anyone sees you with a child, they know it isn't

So, you guys had to post something grosser than Lena Dunham today? BONUS: you bolstered the on-going illusion that white, east-coast chicks talking about inane, personal shit is automatically meaningful for feminism. Two birds, one stone!