He’s already tied the record by winning finals MVP with two franchises. He’s on track for a third by being the best player on (probably) the NBA’s best team. It’s not totally inconceivable that he leaves the Clippers for another contender and wins titles with four different franchises.

I was on vacation last week, so somehow this comment was how I got the news that Jared Lorenzen had died. That is really a bummer. Godspeed, big fella.

I’m not sure you know what the word racist means... But I can promise you it doesn’t mean “adjective describing a bad play on words.”

Replace “your star” with “hell” and this could be my tombstone.

In a world where the Knicks exist, any team can do anything.

I’ll take a horseshoe and blue moon as well if you are handing them out.

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

They chose that pic to show that he did, in fact, have a left arm at one point.

“Board man gets laid!”

I’m not sure why I am even entertaining this argument, as it is so poorly constructed and in such bad faith. But here goes:

Perhaps. But even that concoction would have an axis.

I can’t believe you blackballed Colin Kaepernick from this comment.

Yeah and how fucking pissed is he that it’s a black guy.

I was on a long car trip with my road-girlfriend.

Well, a cylinder has an axis. And presumably even the flat-earthers don’t believe the world is 100% 2-dimensional, seeing as they’ve theoretically observed holes in the ground and shit.

All of my comments are meant to be read in Billy Crudup’s soothing baritone.

That’s because you, sir or madam, are very much woke.

My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.

Durant and Kyrie will both go to Brooklyn. In two years, they will win an NBA title. Then Kyrie will decide that he wants to be the alpha on a championship team and demand a trade. He will be dealt to the promising Atlanta Hawks. He will miss most of the next season due to injury, and they will surprise everyone by…

He is being blackballed from coaching in the NBA the same way that I am being blackballed from playing in the NBA.