The intersection of my all time favorite sports team playing a World Series game 7 and my all time favorite website being choked to death in front of my very eyes is too much to handle.

In the words of Dorothy to Scarecrow, “I think I’ll miss you most of all.”

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

I find this unacceptable. “Mistake” is too broad and could refer to any kind of mistake. We need specific words for things, and I nominate writo for this.

Wait... do we still call it a typo when it’s handwritten? What were such errors referred to as before the advent of typing? If Jefferson fucked up on the Declaration of Independence did he call it a writo? And if he didn’t, shouldn’t he have?

If there is a video, I’m sure it will autoplay for you.

Just 8 minutes of turnaround time. Well done.

Seems he’s fallen off a bit in his old age. In his prime, he was maybe the best pick-six-thrower in NFL history.

Great point. Anyone who has to deal with the pressure of being rich and famous should be excused for repeatedly assaulting their coworkers.

You mean because all the Skins players move as though one of their legs is caught in a bear trap?

I was 12 and also sober. But I’ve been drunk every night since.

He’s kind of like the Richard Sherman of the NFL in his wavering between smart, thoughtful, outspoken guy and complete asshole.

I still think the Cardinals will come back and win this series.

*immediately orders hat from header image in protest*

Proper etiquette would have been for her to yell, “TWO!”

You’ve uncovered the recipe for fireball.

I do enjoy the idea of someone trying to smuggle scotch pods in their butt, then they explode because they accidentally sat down too hard and then they die of alcohol poisoning. Crazy millennials always dying from pods!

I was literally shouting at my TV “WHY THE FUCK IS HOWIE STILL IN THIS GAME PUT IN CABRERA YOU MORON!” Mea culpa, Davey. Mea culpa.

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I can’t believe that happened.

Fair enough.