If there is a god of baseball, he/she seems to agree that the chop is bad.

Thanks. I suppose I’ll get more work done.

Fair enough.

I did fully read it and maybe my argument does suck, so my apologies. My main intent was to defend Ellen for defending her own ethos of kindness, because generally speaking I think we need more of that, but now it seems like I’m defending the actions of President Bush - probably my least favorite person of my entire…

Again, I cannot emphasize enough how little I think of GWB.

Sure, but the idea is that if what she did was “bad” then the complete opposite of that would be “good.”

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

This is a developing story.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I know, but it wouldn’t have been that hard for them to actually, ya know, write that into the script. Rather then just finishing and going, “Oh fuck, we forgot to make him the dad. Just add a line on page 98.”

We aren’t all 70 years old, Constantine!

“I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, but rumors, true or false, are often revealing.”

I loved Maverick growing up, but the twist of (SPOILER) James Garner being Mel Gibson’s dad is maybe the most unearned twist in movie history. There is not a single hint throughout the film, and I am convinced they wrote it in at the absolute last second and then filmed the final scene.

“And the great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.”

Things I would rather be than Washington’s football coach:

I also just got home (to Richmond) and I strongly concur.

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

STEPSISTER WALKS IN ON QB STRETCHING IN JOCK STRAP

I don’t blame him for leaving and taking the big paycheck, nor do I blame him for complaining if someone was talking shit about his newborn. He handled it pretty classily the night before when the Nats clinched and said all the right things. So really I don’t have any problems with him personally.

Without the drinking, Drew is basically Jon Stewart’s character from half-baked now.