As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

“Arby’s: When you feel like picking a fight with your stomach.”

I wish I could star this many times.

I have yet to see a critique of DC from a non-DMV person that actually realistically represents this town. It’s always tainted with biases against the politicians who everyone else is sending here! If DC is the worst it’s because ya’ll are sending your worst to us. To the “celebs and rich people are buying the…

Are... are you upset that a team, does a song during the 7th inning stretch? Since when does Boston own that? Ffs, Baltimore has Thank God I’m a Country Boy and I’m sure there are many more. Same goes for mascot races my dude. Also the food is regularly switched out and features local brands soooo...

And any Baltimore…

Wow, good for you lecturing someone on whether their reasons for rooting for one set of players throwing around a ball is sufficient. I’d expect nothing less from someone who I’m sure has all the rational reasons for hating a team that isn’t even in the same league, let alone the same division, as the team he roots…

I get it, but DO NOT DO THIS. DC is an actual place where actual humans live. Not just the cartoon characters you are talking about. 

^^^5 stars

Pats fans??? Yiiiiikes

Some thoughts:

Red Sox fans are so insufferable I started rooting for the Yankees. 

Wow.

Jesus Christ, can we at least wait until the Nationals actually win before starting in on this bullshit?

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

On behalf of all the Nationals fans and the residents of the District of Columbia, I invite you to kick rocks, you bitter, angry hack. 

Have no Nats & Astros takes, but just putting it out there that Red Sox fans are the absolute worst, that is all :)

It officially takes longer to drive to/from that god-awful stadium than it does to watch the game itself.

Honestly, “He strives to lose in less than 3 hours” would be among the better reasons this team has hired a coach.