You overestimate Davey Martinez’s managerial skills, sir.

Sad he couldn’t carry the streak to facing Chris Davis. Stoppable force vs. movable object might have just made the universe implode.

Joe West would have tossed the dog, and maybe hit him with the bat.

I’ve been saying it for years. You just can’t play baseball AND the-ground-is-lava at the same time.

“The news came during an impromptu press conference”

Whether or not he shit before the date, I’m guessing he shit after the date if he had whatever unholy (amazing sounding) abomination cornbread dressing is.

Jesus.

Do those... do those jerseys say... Sactown?

THIS MOVIE LOOKS FUCKING DOPE AND I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE THIS SMALL MODICUM OF JOY FROM ME AFTER BRYCE HARPER ALREADY DONGERED MY SOUL INTO SPACE.

Now that’s a smart movie.

My first thought upon seeing this news was, “I should text Albert!”

I’m a bit surprised that his seeming strong desire to remain a Nat wasn’t leaked and discussed more during free agency. I think most Nats fans believed he was going to chase the biggest contract and didn’t care where he ended up. Had the fanbase known he was lobbying to stay they might have put considerably more…

Yeah I’m thrilled Duke lost but this is an extremely strange article. He is a star player who missed a good look at a three and a free throw. I get that Zion is fun and good but nothing in that game seemed especially egregious to me.

If Kristaps was still a Knick he wouldn’t have taken no for an answer.

This isn’t to take away from how great Zion is, because he is unbelievable.

The 10 feet over the rim thing is meaningless. Durant was holding him, and there is no “uncatchable” rule in basketball.

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

They probably are. But how many parents/families would hear about the ban and just not bother going without looking that up.

Yeah we went to Nats games with my daughter when she was an infant. It would have been literally impossible to do that without a diaper bag.

I do that same move when I trip for no reason walking down the sidewalk. Just break into a light jog as if I suddenly realized I was in a hurry to get somewhere else.