BUZZARDS, VULTURES, SCAVENGERS, THINGS OF THAT NATURE.

Gotta love the sleeper value of Storm Duck.

Trump marveled at the size of Russian captain Alex Ovechkin’s hands

“We knew if we could somehow get to a matchup with UCF, we’d call their center Gordita Fall and the game would be won.”

This tweet is a Ramblin’ Train Wreck.

This is a very good comment.

This would have ended even worse for him if he’d been fighting The Mountain.

It’s a strong justification. As we all know, dunks are missed constantly, but layups always go in.

Spygate 2: Definitely don’t watch this one!

No that counts as tossing it, as per your own verbiage.

“I saw two naked nipples” is fucking gold.

Once it’s frozen solid, it isn’t soup anymore!

Can a person really throw soup? You can throw a bowl that contains soup, or you can move the bowl (or other container) in such a way that the soup sloshes out. But can you throw the soup itself? I can throw a water balloon, but am I really throwing the water inside of it, or am I throwing a balloon that contains water.

Have rooted against the Lakers basically my entire life. But it’s tough to believe that any basketball fan could prefer a universe without LeBron in the playoffs.

The correct way to write an article about Kobe Bryant is to come up with an idea for an article about Kobe Bryant and then pay someone else to write an article about Kobe Bryant based on your idea.

His foot is over the line.

Reportedly the team is changing its name to The Whitey Duckkks.

It’s wild to think about a contract like Bryce’s on a per-game basis. He’s making roughly 157k/game over the course of the contract. So every week he misses with an injury is like a million bucks down the toilet.

Admittedly I am painting with a very broad brush here, but many Utah whites seem like the type of people who would say, “I have no problem with black people!” while thinking, “as long as they keep their pants pulled up and don’t listen to loud hippity hop and use proper English.”