I think it was smart for the Eagles to add a new wrinkle to their offense.

I honestly don’t think there is a comparison. Shawn Kemp seemed like a good one at first, but Zion’s 3 inches shorter than Kemp and outweighs him (his playing weight) by 50 fucking pounds. He outweighs Barkley by 30 pounds and is significantly more athletic. No human being like this has ever existed.

I cant help but think eventually he will have to reinvent his game as a pro. Being that big AND that athletic just doesn’t seem sustainable for more than a few years.

Russ generally does the “rocking the baby” taunt when he overpowers a smaller player in the post.

That shot chart is like if they made a whole team out of Andrew Wigginses.

Most wine bars that I’m aware of don’t offer a by-the-glass option on expensive shit. Usually for the really good stuff you have to buy a bottle.

They make a lot of sense for wine distributors who have to taste out samples of expensive bottles with potential customers, but probably not a ton of sense for the rest of us. What kind of monster opens a bottle of wine and doesn’t finish it, ya know?

In defense of the Coravin, it isn’t because you can’t open a bottle of wine, it’s so you can have a glass of nice wine without opening the bottle so it won’t start to turn in case you don’t want to drink the whole bottle right aw

Panic! at the Meadowlands.

Sadly I do, but I’ve yet to come across a Tressler. That is some world-class Caucasianness.

I actually find you saying that New Jersey is better than Pittsburgh more objectionable than saying Saquon plays for the Jets, a thing that is verifiably false.

His fucking name is Tressler?

Some people are just shameless.

Yeah he’s not even frum here.

The nice thing would be that instead of vocally arguing bad calls, the players could just kneel before the refs to illustrate their disapproval.

STICK TO SPORTS (CARS)!

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I guess I don’t understand being upset that an athlete wants to control their public image. Who the fuck cares? Lebron and Anthony Davis and Antonio Brown don’t owe the public an “authentic” view of who they really are, whatever that even means.

Looking forward to the “Who is the oldest person you have ever sexually assaulted?” questions at next year’s combine.

I guess I’m curious what a hypothetical version of “The Shop” would look like that would please the author. Davis is speaking the truth about why he wants to leave NO. Brown is talking shit about his QB. Would he like Lebron to just come out and say, “Our guest today is Anthony Davis. I would far rather play…