Color me confused as to what it is you actually want. Basically every writer on this site seems to be firmly on the side of the players over management, supportive of their desires to control their own destiny, etc. Yet somehow choosing to do a show in order to improve their public image and grow their marketability…

Fuck. My. Life.

“At least your dad shows up to your games.” -Aaron Rodgers

WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT JA RULE THINKS AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

Seems I’ve offended a dumb white person.

The “chop” is supposed to be miming the swinging of a tomahawk, which perpetuates a stereotype of Native Americans as violent savages who scalp people. The chant is a mockery, as it’s basically what dumb white people think Native Americans sound like.

Eliminate officials, players call their own fouls and violations like a pickup game, and at the end of the season the ten whiniest players are voted on by their peers and ejected from the league.

Punishment should fit the crime. Give that poor girl ownership of the Patriots, and make Kraft gift handies to gross old men for the rest of his shitty life.

What are the odds that Trump has frequented that establishment? 2-1? They should dust for his fingerprints and then run a black light through every room looking for pee stains.

That puck nearly took his faceoff!

Same. It was frustrating being in the grays for years, but you can’t argue with the results of having a quality-controlled comment section. Lot of gold down here.

...Big Ben until he retires or is severely injured

where the vast majority of players are not professional level

Put it on your damn socks if you want!

Here’s hoping his 2020 campaign resembles Michael Jordan’s tenure with the Wizards.

Thank you for your service.

Yesterday I picked up one of my two-year-old’s turds off the kitchen floor with a napkin.

Please. He couldn’t even prevent the Boston Marathon bombing.

I EVEN SAW HIM PASS THE BALL TO SOME NON-LAKERS. But will the Lebronophiles in the media even cover that? Of course not.

I’m still not sure...