Could be a missed joke, or could be great Kinja. Sometimes it’s impossible to tell.

Good to know that if he flames out in the NBA he can still find work with the Patriots.

He is literally half a foot shorter than Steph Curry.

Would be cool if you could actually assassinate his character so he could grow a better one.

Poop’s most notable highlight with the Wildcats might’ve been in 2015, when he scooped up a fumble

Nope. I think racism has been solved. Thanks!

too much*

Let’s see if we can get schools to teach black history (and southern schools to teach accurate history) before we worry to much about sports.

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Thank god he doesn’t have a weed habit.

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He’s going to die at Disney World when he panics and forgets how to physically sit down on a roller coaster.

Now that you’re back, will future funbags still include the Drew Story of the Week? Just paragraphs of you saying nice shit about yourself? Could be fun.

Bryce wouldn’t run away, even from a car. He would throw his helmet 40 feet to the right of it.

I am a Wiz fan. I’m already here.

I’m a Wizards fan. Darkness is all I know.

Great point. Fans are reasonable and just want the best for players.

I’ve got a BIG IDEA. The Wizards send the Lakers the pile of ash and ligament strips where John Wall used to be, as well as a future 2nd-round draft pick. Magic Johnson then gives his HIV to Ernie Grunfeld. Win-win!

Read the post. He didn’t say he’s upset that Barnes is being traded. He’s pointing out the double standard that no one gives a shit about a player being traded mid-game because “it’s a business”, but when guys like AD request to be traded because they want to improve their circumstances they are called selfish and…

I’m not sure how you read this post as him whining about not getting to play with AD. He is complaining about the public perception that when teams do things to improve themselves or clear cap space, they are applauded for smart business decisions. But when players ask to be traded or try to choose their destiny or…