He follows his swaying with the mic beautifully. What a pro.
He follows his swaying with the mic beautifully. What a pro.
Strangely, this is my kind of humor.
They should open a sub shop together and call it We can’t identify a photoshopped jersey Mikes’.
“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”
This is probably a joke, but in the event that it is not, you should call this number: 1-800-273-8255
Not someone. I said it. The Chiefs are the Chiefs, and the Patriots are the Patriots, and that game was always going to end the way it did because we are living in a nightmare.
I was shouting at anyone who would listen all week long that the Chiefs stood absolutely no chance of winning that game, and yet I still sat there and subjected myself to it, because I am a self-loathing moron.
If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”
Number 0 for Alabama should have his scholarship revoked for that play. He looked like George Michael Bluth when you throw him something.
*signs four-year contract with the Chicago Bears*
Moderately surprised he didn’t trot out some holocaust survivors to say they were fine with the slogan.
Equilateral! Did I do it?
Equilateral! Did I do it?
And by road games I mean when the Wizards play outside of D.C., and also when they play in D.C. against one of the 15 or so most popular teams in the league.
Hasn’t Beal been getting these chants at road games all season?
Good question for the next funbag: Is Mortal Kombat a sport?
Additional replay idea applicable to all sports:
That header image looks like a 45-year-old accountant in a Jazz jersey ran out onto the court.
While Harden was on the court, three-fifths of Rockets possessions ended in a shot, free throw, or turnover for the bearded one.
Antonio and Juju are a good example of the opposite effect. Two elite WRs making a fat old rapist look better than he really is.