I’ll bring you out of the grays to ask why that is, and I’m sure I will receive a thoughtful and convincing response.

I was unaware that a division rivalry and mutual hatred existed between the Nationals and Tigers. Good to know, though!

You’ve inspired me. If a White Sox fan can stick it out all these years, so can I.

To be clear, I will not blame Bryce one iota for going to Phillies if they make him the biggest and best offer.

Flacco’s razor can’t be trusted.

Sometimes when a WR is really productive with an elite QB, it’s easy to wonder if the QB is making them look better than they really are.

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow sounds like the name of a law firm based in Narnia.

How embarrassing! I’ll bet he’s so red in the face that they will have to replace his team photo with a big letter C.

I guess now I get to live a life filled with regret.

This is my comment.

Every single NFL qb has some talent, even The Peterman. He may someday be a good QB! He currently is not one.

How many fountains has Sidney drunkenly gone swimming in? None you say?

Wow Wiggins busted him with his elbow and then he busted his head on the floor. That’s a lot of busts in one play.

...a good young QB...

I’m similarly sized to our friend Mike, and a pretty good jumper, so I think my best hope would be praying the offensive line gets a little push and then going up and over. But if a single defensive player caught on and jumped with me, I would disintegrate in mid-air.

I saw that! Sad as it is, Drew Magary updates are currently the only thing I use twitter for.

Next year’s header image for the Raiders WYTS, which will definitely happen because Drew is unkillable.

Man. Someone should have texted him and taken away his permission to say that.

Early, aggressive.

I’m both.