I like to live dangerously.

FYI, this is the first story that comes up if you google “licking triplets”.

We should build a great wall along our southern border to keep out the Mongolians.

HEY WATCH IT, ASSHOLE! Sometimes we miss the playoffs altogether.

Eli’s “good” numbers are more a reflection of how good Saquon and Odell are than anything else. Like half his passing yards came after the catch, and Barkley had over 700 yards receiving, mostly on checkdowns. Which also helps explain his lowish INT rate and highish completion %.

Westbrook would have come down with Ferguson in his triple-double chasing days. #selfish

Grey Worm: *Nods Approvingly*

Sometimes shitheels ruin Walls, sometimes they try to build them.

Never comment before reading the last paragraph :(

The calendar did make this a story. Insofar as it is December 27th and we are all bored and need some hot ‘n wild NBA speculation to read about!

How did I never notice until now that he sounds exactly like Kurt Russell when he shouts?

For what it’s worth, Costco’s diapers are great, cheap, you can get a fuckton of them, and Costco is a better company than Amazon.

Would have been fun to see how far into the depths of NFL Qbs he could have gone with this.

Next you’ll tell me you don’t refer to the New Orleans ‘Lics. Get with the program.

Hey Mr. Rutherford, maybe next time don’t call the guy known to be a violent maniac a pussy to the press unless you intend to fight him, k?

You are literally blowing my mind right now.

They need Coffee Black.

That’s not the game. The game is dropping players from history into the present day as they were. If Babe Ruth played major league baseball today the team probably wouldn’t let him subsist on alcohol, hot dogs, and cigars. They’d also probably teach him to swing his arms when he runs.

This is good.

You’re drunk.