The warning label was right there!

“Will to win” is what fanboys use to replace the phrase “he was an asshole loathed by all who knew him.”

I think overall athlete improvement happens even faster than we realize.

Yeah a Mardy Collins is definitely a cocktail. One part gin, one part rat poison, serve chilled.

“Quarterback number 12 is named Looloo Limon,”

Wow, never expected Tom Brady to be a two-sport athlete.

Hmmm... how should I kill all this time alone in the bathroom....

I actually agree with O’Neill. In fact, why don’t we send him there first as a scouting expedition? We’ll be right behind you, Brendy!

He was a Viking, so he’d probably miss and blow up Saturn.

This is Draymond Green’s porn.

Dunking from a seated position is less common, but orders of magnitude more impressive.

Someday they’ll make him into a really tall Bolbolhead.

Dude. +1, I guess.

I still think Weasley comes out of nowhere to win.

Better than Johnny Manziel, who is just still taking shots.

White QBs overwhelmingly suck in the NFL, too. Great take though!

If it was meant to be a Vick joke then it was clumsily done and should have included some specific reference (dogfighting, Ron Mexico, take your pick) rather than repeating an extremely common and tired trope about “running” quarterbacks, which idiots frequently use as a stand-in for black quarterbacks so they can get…

“There is just something about unathletic pocket passers, and I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about them that makes me think they are smarter, less likely to get themselves into trouble, not gonna wear hoodies or other thuggish outfits, etc.”

This is a comment of mass destruction.

I have a lot of affection for the book and the movie for different reasons. I agree that while the movie is visually faithful to the book, Snyder’s take on the “superheroes” is different from Moore’s. While Moore seems to detest of idea of superheroism, Snyder’s perspective seems to be that of flawed nobility. Moore…