You would drive kingside as everyone knows you have no left, he would use the Sicilian defense, and you would pick up your dribble and be forced to forfeit.

I play basketball at my local gym, and I am worse than Lebron James to an alarming degree.

WHAT GYM IS GIVING OUT FREE PROTEIN BARS??

Not to be a highlight truther, but that Mike Evans play is only a “drop” in the sense that he managed to get his hands to the ball. That throw was a fucking nightmare, behind him and at shin height.

You couldn’t have jrawn up a better game plan.

Remember when he dunked Paul Millsap to hell?

That’s not a counterpoint, because my point was not that it sucked watching sports on the west coast. My point was that it sucks watching west coast sports on the east coast. I’d love nothing more than not having to kill 4 hours every Sunday morning and just getting right to the alcohol at breakfast time.

Jury might still be out on KAT but if they aren’t damn sure that Wiggins is not a franchise superstar by now then the whole front office should be arrested.

Last night’s 110-114 loss to the Lakers brought his struggles into the nationally televised spotlight.

That is a fun fact!

I always thought Wade Wilson was Deadpool’s secret identity. But it turns out it’s Jason Garrett’s.

Let’s not compare Nancy to Chuck. Schumer is an ineffectual dolt, Pelosi is one of the better legislative maneuverers of our lifetime.

Exactly. No one ever wants to say it but only LOSERS get themselves assassinated. Sad!

Great point. That’s why when people say Mike Trout is good I’m like, naw. IF HE’S SO GOOD WHY DOESN’T HE WIN SOMETHING?????

#doltingoodshapeandreasonablysizedforprofessionalbasketball

Not very cool of the NBA twitter to call him a big dolt though.

Be honest. You’re planning to reverse-jinx Oubre into being good like you did with Bradley Beal, aren’t you?

WARM UP WHEN YOU’RE DEAD! Not literally, of course.

I wish you were Ernie Grunfeld. He never takes my suggestions.

“I couldn’t make little Rondo spit for like 2 weeks!”