Typically enjoy your commentary on here, but comparing two completely different rules from two completely different sports to prove an (incorrect) point is some world-class nonsense.

Who gave President Trump a Kinja handle?

I feel like Brooks when he gets out of prison in Shawshank.

This headline is patently false. He makes me wish that a god damn freight train would run him over, which is a horrible horrible thing to wish about another human being. He makes me decidedly worse.

I gleefully root against the Warriors, but if you think their style of play is boring you should probably start watching a different sport. It’s likely the best offensive basketball we will see in our lifetimes.

God dammit.

While opinions can’t be right or wrong, this opinion is definitely wrong.

i.e. an 0-2 pitch where the catcher sets up 6-10 inches off the plate and the pitcher completely misses his spot and throws it right down the middle. Now, because it’s “in the zone” it gets called a strike, but everyone that understands the game recognizes it was a horrible pitch, undeserving of any positive outcome.

Not to truther this highlight, but that collision was Embiids’s fault. He fumbled the pass and bent over to try and get a handle on the ball just as Fultz went by.

Wasn’t that dude the GM of Goodburger?

Whatever do you mean?

Logged in just to +1 this. Not all heroes wear capes.

This all works because of Harden’s singular ability to manipulate defenders referees and exploit the tiniest pockets of space questionable foul calls.

Where is the basket? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BASKET?? How can he be jumping so high and far that it isn’t even in the shot???

Thank god for this hero who managed to capture it all on film, despite clearly never having taken a video with a phone before.

No. Never. This is where I belong.

I feel like someone is going to surprise us in the NL East. I don’t know who yet (obvi not the Marlins), but I have to think at some point the Braves or Phillies are going to emerge and push us a little bit. Or maybe every Met won’t come down with gout or something and they will be good again. Either way I am scared.

Kyrie Irving was overheard in the locker room exclaiming, “Alright so maybe there is something to this whole gravity idea.”

It’s worse to overthrow, because that means I have to walk farther.

Now explain how one initially gets out of the greys after 2 years of frequent commenting, or just come over here and smash my computer so I can begin caring about important things.