The technical term for what happened there is a boofalicious boof.

Wes Lunt is the most backup quarterbackiest name I’ve ever heard.

Yeah I don’t know why Drew and everyone else are struggling to understand this. Both swipe up and down, but the insane man holds the stick like an idiot, and his wife holds it like a human being.

That is a picture of Christoph Waltz and you can never convince me otherwise.

I guarantee this guy had to use a calculator to figure out those completion percentages.

Preferred (but not required): Bachelor’s degree or higher in kinesiology.

Hold on.

With that hairline you’d think he retired a decade ago.

And the second, an apt desciption of our country’s political future.

I’m just glad to see that Ray Rice landed on his feet, ya know?

The key to happiness is to convince yourself that the mess is about to get worse, and so you will wait to clean it until after that happens, then repeat. Maintain this level of willful self-deception for as long as you can, while sitting around and watching all the basketball games.

This is a Super comment.

No, that was Sinbad. I remember because it came out right after Nelson Mandela died the first time.

Despite the results, the Scherzer decision was absolutely the right call. Putting your best pitcher on the mound in the biggest game of the year on 3 days rest is a no-brainer. And it’s not like he pitched especially poorly or his velocity was way down or anything. Two quick outs, a lot of bad luck, and a hit batter…

IM STARING INTO THE VOID AND THE VOID IS STARING BACK AND I CANT SEE IT AND IT CANT SEE ME BUT I KNOW THE VOID IS THERE AND IT KNOWS THAT IM HERE AND OH GOD IT HURTS BUT I DONT WANT IT TO STOP I WANT TO FEEL IT ALL OH NO IT HURTS TOO MUCH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

This is the correct take.

Hand me a jar of Mt. Olive baby dills and then get the fuck off my front porch. I’d like to sit out here alone and eat my pickles.

The victim has to be Ryan Zimmerman. He’s the only 33 year old fragile enough to get hurt in a fight with Ray Knight.

Michael Vick: *cums*

“We competed. As in, I competely rocked his ass.”