I'm the opposite. Mine used to be incredibly erratic in timing and heaviness as a child. Now that I'm in my mid-twenties, it's finally become regular. Weight loss helped a lot, but even when I was at my current weight at 15 I still had irregular periods. Bodies are weird.

Dude, I "10.0 GPA" made it extremely obvious those are the people I was mocking.

Exactly. I don't know who these other people are claiming they worked hard and saved. Must be imposters.

Well I'm one of those so-called "millenials" and I'll have you know through this not-so-subtle humblebrag that I graduated debt-free with a 10.0 GPA and a $90,000 job offer. Unlike those other entitled snobs I had to pay my way through school by having 5 part-time jobs simultaneously. To save money I ate ate discount…

I think this is one of those things where he skimmed the Wikipedia article and is now an expert.

brastop.com and ebay!

I think the first place to start would be (re)measuring yourself, because it could be that the cup is the wrong size. Having your nipples poking out does suggest that. Another possibility is that the style of cup and the wire width are wrong for you. If your boobs are close together plunges or bras with lower gores…

American sizes are completely unstandardized past a DD cup. I just stick to British brands or brands that use British sizing.

I know, eh? Giving them cash is as personal and thoughtful as picking some cheap shit off their registry. It's not like you put any work into picking the gift.

People seem to be under the impression that asking for cash = "we had a wedding we couldn't afford". I don't get that, really. Money is more useful than another juicer you'll never use.

There are some heath reports you must unlock to see; I think the Alzheimers one is one of them. They used to have separate health and ancestry editions but they got rid of those awhile ago.

Once you cross the threshold from 49 to 50, some mysterious chemical process happens that renders you unable to ignore fat-shaming.

Sometimes I hate browsing io9 because I'll see a reasonable comment thread and then I expand it and there's some horrendous poop in there.

I'm surprised nobody has touched on the "you're looking like a man" lyric. Not only is it more than a little transphobic, it features some awkward tense use.

I never said anywhere home-cooked meals weren't generally healthier. My anecdote was only intended to illustrate that it isn't always.

And? I am not seeing the point of linking me to studies about fast food consumption and obesity when my anecdote about home-cooked food. Besides, I was not trying to prove anything to you.

Uh, was this meant to be posted to me?

Hell, I had a stay-at-home mother who made all my lunches and cooked dinner every day. It still didn't save me from being overweight. The type and quantity of food she made wasn't suitable for a kid like me, who was never allowed to play much (very carby, lots of rice, pasta, etc). She never allowed me to cook either,…

If you were born via c-section, you're fucked, though.