Killer Whales are the fascists of the sea, though.

Ice wine is pretty sweet.

I suggest her next line be named "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiity"

#Falsehoodsexpressedbythefemalesofthespecies

Such false note accusation.

The funny thing is there were legitimately people named Orange and Lemon. If you search on any ancestry website you can find a ton of them. And all of them were white people.

This just hurts my eyes. What is this supposed to be, a used maxi pad?

I have now learn cheek shaving is a thing people do. Cheek. Shaving.

Yeah, their later reply about how nobody has made fun of their daughter and how they sometimes bribe their daughter to get consent made me do a double take. I thought before the child was asking for her eyebrows to be tweezed, but it sounds like it's being pushed on her. I'm a hairy person, I have always had a…

Their wailing about how you just can't control farts sometimes is really funny in light of their hatred of toddlers on planes. Anyone who expects you completely control your bodily functions is so rude and entitled, but expecting parents to have complete control over their children and physically restrain them for…

Not even human milk, but raw cow milk? What the fuck. Does she think her kids needs antibodies from momma cow?

I'm guessing his PR interview with Oprah.

My fiance and I totally did this by accident. We spent so much time looking for gifts for family we completely forgot about each other. We just bought ourselves both something this year.

But diabetics administer their own medication, so I don't know if that would apply. Insulin isn't something you can get high off of anyway, and it's not a drug unless you're taking in the broadest possible sense of "anything a doctor prescribes".

The only santa who can actually fit down the chimney.

Just in the DMV-V. It's still there in the ICD 10.

By "counselor" do you mean a psychiatrist or psychologist? Because if it wasn't someone who can even diagnose mental illnesses I'd get a second opinion.

What if it's ... Kelly II? o_o

I bet if you ask this guy he does not get aroused by the sight of engorged chimpanzee labia. But the maybe distant possible echo of it on a body part whose only connection to the mouth is that they both have lips? Hubba hubba.

Or a character from Beowulf XXX: I did Grendel's Mom.