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In fact, could you dismiss his reply? I accidentally read the first lines.

God, I can only imagine what I would have done. If I didn't completely clam up I would have been entirely snarky and belligerent.

This is one of the most unsexy things I've ever seen. She looks like she's simultaneously trying to balance on the bathtub edge and not shit herself.

I'm trying to imagine that North Korea has two young, unknown western prisoners/defectors laying around for them to use in such propaganda videos. And a hip, modern nightclub. And the desire to upload shit to youtube when they don't even run their own official channel.

Maybe if you live in a house for ants and you drive an ant car and use an ant phone and an ant TV.

I just wish people would stop using his quotes as though they're argument winners. Especially that one about saying you're offended is nothing more than a whine. Because he totally meant that disadvantaged groups should shut up.

And social science isn't real science, so you can't use those studies! You have to use the ones done by theoretical physicists at the CERN Institute of STEM Gender Studies.

It's my dream that they've pulled a troll and the baby has been born for weeks now.

Yes, exactly this. I mean, Reggie Fils-Aime came to Nintendo from fast food and VH1. I'm quite certain they didn't give a flying fuck about his video gaming capabilities.

We have always been at war with gamerbros.

I like to watch youtube videos of births sometimes, and I've noticed there's a lot of humblebragging in the comments from other mothers about how they were too focused on getting the kid out to scream. Like yeah, you're such a champion.

I think a large portion of these people are also the kind who think that being objectified is a compliment.

I think it might not even be a person. Reminds me of LogicIsGod.

I'm pretty sure GreenTeaParty is trolling.

I have had a period come heavy and fast enough that I high-tailed it out of an exam, leaving a dirty seat behind. My pants didn't stain like this, though.

I'm no fashion expert, but I lot of the time I find clothes look droopy and lifeless on the models, as though the designer stopped giving a shit halfway through.

Here's a short film to tide you over meanwhile.

We should have a "Pat Robertson" button to hide any hateful shit our relatives post.

Skinny Girl cocktails, so people can get their pink out on in less than 20 calories.

Me and my groom got married at the courthouse. I wore a dress made of lentils and my best friends played upcycled harps. As my husband slipped on my $0.01 antique ring, I knew we were truly the best, most humble couple. At the reception we ate local, raw, free-range, organic, vegan, gluten-free BBQ and drank