Let's hope her money management skills are as good as her "shutting the fuck up" skills.

Rammstein to the rescue!

"how do i clean poop out of a baby wig"

Yes. Take a look at their other posts today. I mean their name is "LogicIsGod".

Excuse you! I'm a committed butyrophile and I face discrimination EVERY SINGLE DAY. CHECK YOUR DAIRY PRIVILEGE.

I find chamomile tea tastes soapy to me. Why?

I feel the bird should be a tit and not..whatever this one is. :P

brb, going to ingest dairy.

Hallmark has a line of grown-up cards with sarcastic humor. The one I got my niece said something like "Here is your card. Here is the inside of your card". Use those. :P

On Gawker someone brought this up...and then used it to conclude that what Paula Deen did wasn't such a big deal. Like MsxHill said, it matters what you do. Adopting some childish "well, it's human nature, better not try" attitude annoys me to no end.

A 60 year-old lady using "u" and "lol" correctly? Methinks this is some shitty troll.

To be fair, corporations are people nowadays. "Food Network" is an awfully cruel name to give to a child, though.

GOOD VANILLA OR DEATH

"Shitcago" is exactly the type of insult a 13 year-old would think of.

"Now kiss".

I'm surprised she didn't show up in one of her usual diva outfits.

It was me. I did the hoax of James Gandolfini and ObamaCare. Sorry all.

Reminder that his Native ancestry isn't even confirmed, it's just something that he thinks he has.

And the current dearth of plus-sized option hasn't stopped people from getting fat so giving them more clothing options is supposed to..speed up the fattening process, I guess?

I'm sorry you didn't get the feminist hivemind memo. I'll be sure to send it to your inbox next time. That way you'll know what our One Issue of the Week is.