You mad.

If you stare into a mirror and say "equalization payments" fast three times, an avatar of William Aberhart appears.

But how will he knock down those strawmen now? :'(

Plus finding a physiological difference doesn't mean that the difference is innate, right?

One I was helping my fiance babysit his 3 year-old niece. She didn't want to come inside so we tried a bit of reverse psychology. Well that backfired on us because when she didn't appear we went to investigate and found her dangling precariously off a ladder. If it weren't for her short legs, she would have made it…

What about simple, rustic eggs? Next you're going to tell me they actually do need all that complicated, 20-step frippery!

Republicans are going to spin this into a "OMG Obama supports illegal drugz!!!1!!!!1!11111 or complain about him not being serious enough, aren't they?

I have never understood that weird assumption that offense is some sort of calculation you make in your head and not, you know, an automatic emotional reaction. But I guess we should never discuss with like-minded people why we feel that way, otherwise it *clearly* means we're non-functional wrecks.

I misspoke when I called him a dickbutt. What I really meant to say is that he is a jackass.

Noooo, don't give our feminist tricks away!

She's got the "come at me" look. I love it.

Didn't her coin make people really mad for some reason?

The queen is judging me with her eyes. I will never look at a $20 the same way again.

It was "lololol I bet Jezebel is so gonna get mad tee hee" shit. As though that's a more worthy contribution. And "Jezebel is that way" or "quit clutching your pearls".

That stupid "frape" post on Gawker was derailed more by people orgasming at the thought of Jezebel readers getting mad than people actually discussing rape culture.

If your name is Walter White, you should become a crustless sandwich artist.

But can you get dogs to stop sniffing your crotch enthusiastically, thereby letting everyone know you're on the rag?

IIRC she can type, but can't write with a pen and paper.

Oh you'll be sorry when he comes out against brussel sprouts.

I can only imagine the inspirational words he used to motivate people. "And one, and two, and fuck you, got mine."